12.1.2008 #2 – Helium release
There were quite a few behind the scenes or ‘housekeeping’ fixes here, including the conversion (finally) of our Transformers, Matchbox Cars, Smurf, and Strawberry Shortcake groups and members.
That’s about it.
12.1.2008 #2 – Helium release
There were quite a few behind the scenes or ‘housekeeping’ fixes here, including the conversion (finally) of our Transformers, Matchbox Cars, Smurf, and Strawberry Shortcake groups and members.
That’s about it.
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21.12.2007 #1 – Hydrogen release
(The Big Bang.)
Kollecta is born. Again.
But with a bit more finesse this time.
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Continuing from last week’s Outliers post, I’m going to consider some of the more extreme things one could collect. Think not ‘extreme’ as in extreme sport, where goatee-bearded men on motorcycles roar off a 100 metre ramp only to rejoin their machines (after somersaults and a quick guzzle of the Sponsor’s product) three minutes later in another State. Think ‘extreme’ as in extreme possibilities.
Think animals. It would be rather daunting to collect the whole set – there seems to be an awful lot of them. Let’s see, you’ve got your five animal kingdoms, they each contain a number of phyla, which in turn contain classes. A class has orders, they hold families, which contain genuses (not geniuses – very few families have those), before you finally drop down to species level. Oh, and sub-species. Hmm.
In terms of collecting animals, many categories are kind of self limiting. Take giraffes. They’re gorgeous and most people would love to have one as a pet. Collecting-wise, there aren’t that many different species of them, you can’t get them at your local pet store, and they’re also very large – out of reach of most collectors. On the other side of the vast taxonomical savannah, however, is something more accessible. More collectable. Insects.
In a square mile of farmland, it has been suggested, there are more insects than all of the people on Earth. Chances are, there’d be a fair few in your backyard too – so you’re already an insect collector… probably without even realising it.
What they lack in size, insects make up in sheer numbers. Over 80% of all known species are insects. There’s an insect for everyone, and everyone knows an insect. Maybe it’s one of the 1,400 types of flea tagging along on your dog, the 1,900 types of termite undermining your foundations, or the 6,000 types of roach documented thus far. And they’re just the niche bugs.
Let’s assume an average sized insect is two centimetres long, and it would fit (with spacing around the outside) in a glass-lidded specimen box maybe four by five centimetres, and maybe two centimetres deep. If you were collecting Lepidoptera (butterflies and moths) like this, you’d just fit all 150,000 of them in a generously-sized home. Of course, they’d cover every wall, floor to ceiling, and you could forget about windows or doors. If your partner had a thing for Orthoptera (grasshoppers, around 20,000 species), you could kiss the floor goodbye as well.
Should you possess a complete collection of Hymenoptera (bees, wasps, ants), you could put unique species end to end and they would stretch across the Golden Gate bridge. All 2.3 kilometres of it.
And, if you had one of each of the 370,000 types of beetle (Coleoptera), all in their little wooden specimen boxes, they’d pack out a double decker bus.
Nearly.
You’d still have room for a giraffe.
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Collectors are outliers. Not out-and-out liars, except maybe to their partners when confronted with how much their latest collectable cost (limited edition of 211, released on one day only in a remote Norwegian fishing village). No, I mean they’re statistical outliers.
Statistics are a useful tool in understanding our world, although it has been said that 43% of all statistics are meaningless, so caveat collector. Loosely put, a statistical outlier is as an ‘occasional or infrequent observation in data that differs significally from its co-data’. Collectors turn the statistical world on its head. On Planet Collector, outliers rule. Weird is normal. Up is down. Expect the unexpected.
Try this. If you ask some people to name the top ten things that “people collect”, this is more or less the list you’d likely get back:
Books | Coins | Comics | DVDs | Music | Toys | Stamps | Sports Memorabilia (Your results may vary. Serving suggestion only.)
Look at the list again. Yes, I know there are only eight items there, but this only serves to strengthen my next point. There exists quite a narrow view on what humans out there actually collect – this is the middle-of-the-road stuff that one might assume fills a home’s spare room. And, the 20 million people who collect stamps would probably agree.
Look at the list again. Read between the lines, those little pipe characters that hide somewhere on the Eastern key-Bord. Each of those pipes represents a huge iceberg, and the text either side represents the thumb-sized tip of that mountain of ice. For every ‘normal’ collection type, there’re thousands of outliers, quietly sitting under the surface, lurking just off our radars. You’ll only find the outliers if you go looking. And the more you look, the more you find, and the more you’re surprised. You might know an outlier without having ever realised it. Don’t panic. They may otherwise be quite normal.
I’m talking about people who collect Gundam, jars, butterflies, flags, vintage walkie-talkies, speeding tickets, Durutti Column, newspapers, shells, frogs, autographs, soda cans, Atari, smurfs, costumes, Babylon 5, number plates, fountain pens, Toby mugs, kites, Warhammer, fishing flies, Asuka and Rei, beetles, Blythe, earrings, and coat-hangers.
Yes, there is someone out there who collects coat-hangers. In fact, there are three suspension de vêtements enthusiasts:
1. Bob Browning (see photo).
2. Penelope Cruz – yes, she apparently collects coat-hangers.
3. Someone in a remote Norwegian fishing village.
I’d like all three to join Kollecta. I’ll tackle the third person, if anyone out there knows Bob or Penny, please let me know.
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This is the second post. Hopefully it’s not going to be as painful as an author struggling through that difficult, second novel. What does one write about, in this terrifying second post? The weather? (16 degrees Celsius, light nor-westerly, some cloud developing with a 60% chance of showers in the evening). How your pet looks this morning? (Happy, the Kollecta mascot).
Anyway. One of the main challenges in getting Kollecta to reach its goal will be in reaching its audience. How will the ‘right people’ for Kollecta find it, in among the plethora of white noise and distractions that paradoxically confuses yet is the beauty of the Internet? Initially, it’s going to be very difficult – moreso than writing that second novel (but that’s another story).
Someone I know says starting a new website is like standing on Pluto, holding a candle, and hoping someone on Earth will see it. (Pluto, incidentally, lost the vote to retain its planet status – there are now officially eight planets in the Solar System). And, ignoring the technicalities of 1: how would you get to Pluto to light such a candle, and 2: a candle would not light because the atmosphere is not conducive to naked flames, he’s right. How’s anyone ever going to find Kollecta?
There’s good old Google, of course, the Jupiter of the Search Engine Solar System, followed by Uranus Yahoo, and hanging on for dear life (should it also be shunned by the community forever), MSN Pluto. There are other means too, ranging from forums and usergroups, you – yes, you – reading this blog, photocopying fliers or wearing a T-shirt shamelessly plugging my site. Pounding the streets in a sandwich-board, weather permitting. I will do what it takes. And, should Branson announce he’s starting trips to Pluto, I will be one of the first aboard.
I have my tattered suitcase stuffed full of candles, ready to go.
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Every story has a beginning. Every story has an end. This is this story’s beginning. I haven’t started working on the end yet.
For those that collect things, the end is always tantalisingly in sight. And bittersweet; it’s also the beginning. There are always more things to collect.
Welcome to my Blog. I run Kollecta. It’s just starting. Kollecta is a web site for people who collect things. That means everyone. There are 65,812 sites out there for collectors. That’s true. How will Kollecta be different? One word – Warmth. Yes, I gave it a capital, because it’s Very Important. True collectors have a Warmth to them, and it’s that Warmth I want to filter onto the site. Warmth, you say? I’m talking about the difference between a light bulb and a fluorescent tube. The difference between a valve amplifier and a transistorised version. A home-cooked meal with friends and McTasteless in the city. That kind of Warmth.
True collectors also have Passion. There’s another capital. Real Passion, the kind you see in people who travel 420 miles to attend a collecting convention. People who can tell the difference between the English and U.S.pressings of Joy Division’s “Atmosphere” 12″ single. People who aren’t complete until their collection is.
Well, that’s it for the first post. I just wanted to draw a line in the sand and go from there. I’d like you to join me on the Kollecta ride. Please do. It’s going to be fun.
Barney
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